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The Vikings would give kittens to newlywed brides as an essential part of a new household.

Mike Tyson claims he got into his first fight after an older boy ripped the head off of one of his pigeons.

An average of 350 slices of pizza are sold every second in America.

Vampire bats will vomit…

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Probably the best 6 seconds ever. 

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If Shaquille O’neal was a banana he would be Shaquille O’peal

If Shaquille O’neal was a shade of blue he would be Shaquille O’teal

If Shaquille O’neal was a criminal he would be Shaquille O’steal

If Shaquille O’neal was emotional he would be Shaquille O’feel

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